Jiggly and bouncy physic for everyone!
Pecs deserves it too, don’t you agree?
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17
taur:
No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.
You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.
Ever since I read a post saying “don’t trust yourself after 9pm” whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it’s after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.
I think one of the most profound forms of love is “I’ll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I’ll try it.”
It’s a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay’s plasticity. It’s a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom’s favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It’s a girlfriend who says “Yes, I’ll go with you” and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It’s a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out “Wait, wait, I know we’re here for the exhibit, but I haven’t been here! Slow down!”
It’s being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.
Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
ok so i dont really care about bts. to preface this. but i think the phenomenon of bts fans who think jungkook is princess diana reincarnated is really funny. so if i had to be bts/jungkook’s manager i’d make him lean into it. make him give fake interviews about being scared of car crashes and other things to feed the princess diana jungkook bts girlies
i have decided that to simplify my life and make everyone else’s worse i am going to combine american and british spellings. for example:
•centere
•programmme
•graey
•apflatment
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
Terf/Conservative-lite bingo
Bingo or signs that someone might be terf/conservative leanings (even if they claimed to hate terf or conservative) if they match a LOT or ALL points below
- Hates pansexual people
- hates xenogender
- kink critical, spending too much goddamn time ranting about people’s sexual preference and what consenting adults do, overall being sex negative
- hates asexual/aromantic people
- Puritan about fanfic/fan art and shipping also they are anti-ao3, spending a lot of time policing fandom
- Trying to instigate a fight bisexual people against pansexual people
- Doesn’t want the term ‘queer’ to be reclaimed or used in any way
- Dismissing the plight/suffering that trans men endured
- Instigating a fight between trans women and trans men
- Obsessed with media purity
- Exclusionist and trying to divide LGBTQIA+ community
I often see blogs that match all of those specifics points above (from their dni/bio) and yeah they are not pleasant people, its like every goddamn time, its like a pattern